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The Willy Warmer
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You Smell Like Shit Hand Sanitizer
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Retirement
They have spent the last 30 or 40 years toiling away and now they’re hanging it up for good. Let the old fogeys know how much you’re going to miss them with some great over-the-hill and retirement gifts. They’ll laugh themselves right out the door and into their golden years filled with crocheting, woodcrafting and America’s 492,827th favorite pastime, birdwatching.
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Newsflash! You're Old as F*ck Mints
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Granny Hair Cotton Candy
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Old Man's Cutlery
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Old Man's One Year Supply Rubbers
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Sold outGold Retirement Watch
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Sold outOver the Hill Rectal Thermometer
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Sold outOver the Hill Age Eraser
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Sold outCountdown to Retirement Clock
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Sold outOld Fart Farting Slippers
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Sold outRetired Napping Mask
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Retired Parking Permit
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Sold outHear No Evil (Instant Nag Relief)
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Sold outOver The Hill Hair Brush
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