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Old Fart Farting Slippers

Old Fart Farting Slippers

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It's going to happen anyway, so at least you can blame it on the slippers. Each step creates an audible fart with the built in whoopee cushion. These farting slippers are the prefect gift for the man who's constantly punishing your nostrils with silent but deadlies. These slippers make a great over the hill gag gift. The good news is, when these slippers let one rip, you don't have to change your shorts.

The Deuce Drop Shuffle

When you’re old, going to the bathroom for a number 2 is a hallowed and sacred event. The corn casserole you ate three weeks ago finally makes an appearance, and you can go back to watching “Matlock.” Our Old Fart Farting Slippers are like a trumpeting band announcing your glorious coronation on the porcelain thrown. All hail, the deuce king.

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Black slippers with white lettering “Old Fart”

- Air pump in heel makes farting sound as you walk

- Hilarious gag gift for any “old timer”

- Perfect for the retiree who spends his day just farting around

- One size fits most

Who Would Love Old Fart Farting Slippers?

Old Fart Farting Slippers make the perfect gift for the old fart in your life. It’s a great retirement gift to a co-worker or for poking fun at mom and dad. Odds are dad already makes similar sounds every time he shuffles down the hall. With these, he’ll at least have an excuse to blame it on. “It’s not me, it’s the shoes.”

“Why does it smell so bad then?”

Frequently Asked Questions

How do these shoes fart?

The secret to the farting slippers is the casual, yet precise placement of mini whoopee cushions inside the shoes. You’ll press down on a pocket of air when you step, creating a hilarious sound that comes out the other end.  While it’s not rocket science, it get the job done and will leave everyone in stiches.

Should I get these if I already fart a lot?

The truth is there is no such thing as too much farting, we’re experts and know these things. The old adage goes, “Better out than in.” If you’re producing enough gas to impact the ozone layer, then these shoes would be great. Imagine the glory of double farting, or the relief on your dog’s face now that he’s not getting blamed any more. You have to get this. It’s your social responsibility.