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In days gone by, people used to receive a nice gold watch for retirement, but today they’re lucky to get a pat on the back. Don’t let someone you care about retire without something special. The Gold Retirement Watch isn’t a Rolex, but the retirees in your life will appreciate the fun spirit behind it.
The Gold Retirement Watch features a standard watch face with the day sectioned off for various retirement activities: golf, nap, fish and TV. They’ll know exactly what time they should head out to the green or when reruns of Matlock are airing. The Gold Retirement Watch is a great and memorable retirement gift to welcome your favorite retiree to the golden years of freedom.
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