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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
You paid your dues for 50 years. You got up early and made that grueling drive to work five days a week...sometimes more...and you deserve your beauty sleep.
The retired sleeping mask proudly proclaims to any and all that will listen, that you are "Officially Retired: Do Not Disturb." You have a lot of winks to catch up on!
This mask blocks out any light or person that would intrude on your peaceful rest. Just drift off to dreamland wearing this mask and the message will take care of the rest.
You're retired. You earned it.
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