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How awesome would it be if you could simply turn a knob and dial down your baby’s midnight ear piercing howls to a soft whimper? The genius who invents that device will rule the world. Until then, we’ve got the next best thing – The Volume Control Pacifier.
Designed to look like an amplifier knob – which just so happens to go to 11 – this pacifier is sure to make you giggle while soothing your tired bundle of joy. Just pop it in and turn those cranky cries into the soft slurps of a content cherub.
The Volume Control Pacifier is a fabulous gift for new parents and baby showers.
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