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Vampire Breath Cotton Candy
Weird and wacky, Vampire Breath Cotton Candy is so fun it’s scary! Instead of being bored to un-death by the standard sweet and fluffy candy gift, treat boys and girls of all ages to this awesome oddity instead. Vampire Breath Cotton Candy is a bizarre surprise that will make anyone giggle on any occasion.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Fun vampire candy gift, Dracula style
- Resealable bag keeps cotton candy fresh between uses
- Fluffy, sweet, gluten-free pink cotton candy
- Garlic and gluten-free
- Perfect for horror fans of all ages
A Cute Vampire Gift for Kids at Heart
Vampire Breath Cotton Candy is the perfect candy gag gift for kids, teens, and adults. The cartoon vampire design is weirdly appropriate for any gifting and snacking needs. It’s a cool, unexpected addition to Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and Halloween gift baskets. It’s also a fun, gender-neutral choice for Secret Santa or White Elephant gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, or just because everyone needs a strange lift now and then!
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