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Uncle Richard's Pecker Polisher Soap
Uncle Richard's Pecker Polisher Soap
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Rise and Shine!
Uncle Richard’s Pecker Polisher Soap turns a humdrum morning shower into a deeply relaxing experience! You’re morning routine will truly be a pleasure. As soon as Uncle Richard gifted the world this amazing wiener cleaner, shower times for men increased exponentially. Getting really, really, really clean feels so good!
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Circle soap for men is a revolution in pecker polishing technology
- Funny blister pack makes gift-giving hilarious
- This clean will leave you gleaming and beaming
- One size fits most
Gag gifts for men have never been so exciting. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending! Slip the Pecker Polisher in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for birthday, anniversary, or bachelor party. Any man would enjoy this unexpected stroke of luck!
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