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Let’s face it, the penis isn’t much to look at, but you can spruce up Mr. Winky with the Well-Dressed Willie Wiener Bow. Give your member a splash of sophistication and get into all the VIP parties.
The Wiener Bow is a fun accessory for anniversary nights when you want to show the gal you love that she deserves the very best…your penis. Watch as her eyes light up at how your Dickie Bow looks in the romantic flicker of candlelight.
Just remember to take it off before the big event or it might ruin the moment…or slip off. There’s nothing sexy about a midnight trip to the ER for retrieval.
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