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The Gentlemen’s Gentle Genitalia Scrub
A modern gentleman knows that proper hygiene is of the utmost importance. Caring for one’s most private property requires consistent maintenance with a firm, but tender touch. The Gentlemen’s Gentle Genitalia Scrub offers a thorough, yet pleasant cleansing experience for the polished man.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Circle soap designed specifically for the male anatomy
- Funny package makes gift-giving hilarious for everyone
- Sophisticated, gentle cleansing soap
- One size fits most male genitalia
- Novelty Use Only – Not for Phallic Stimulation
A Proper Clean He’ll Enjoy…Again and Again
Gag gifts for guys have never been so delightful. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending for any fella lucky enough to merit such a sophisticated novelty soap! Slip The Gentlemen’s Gentle Genitalia Scrub in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for his birthday, anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or bachelor party. Any man who prides himself on the quality of his self-care would enjoy this handy helper shower after shower!
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