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Everyone has that fear of looking at the surface of a pool and seeing a single solitary floater. It haunts our dreams and is the stuff of nightmares. Now, you can control that fear with this revolutionary fake poo, The Floater.
There are no worries that this durable doo doo will sink to the bottom. It’s guaranteed to stay free floating at the top for maximum enjoyment. Watch the pool or bathtub clear out when you introduce Mr. Hankie to the rest of the world. If you need quality poo that’s guaranteed to float, then look no further than The Floater.
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