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Taco Toots Cotton Candy
Tacos are a miracle food. They’re scrumptious going in, and each one inspires its own brand of aftermath to remind you of its presence in your digestive system.
Taco Toots Cotton Candy is a funny nod to this universal phenomenon. Just like the real thing, you can let that bag rip and enjoy every last drop of what comes out!
Taco Toots is a single serving of fluffy, sweet pink cotton candy, perfect for a post-taco treat while you wait for the fireworks!
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