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Ta-Ta Toasters

Ta-Ta Toasters

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Ta-Ta Toasters

Tired of your hooters being the neighborhood temperature gauges? Folks know your morning routine and anxiously wait to see if your shirt pops up like a two-tent circus when you step outside to grab your newspaper. Keep your chest thermometers in check with Ta-Ta Toasters!

Our classically styled, red and white Ta-Ta Toasters will keep your nips warm and toasty all winter long.

“No, I’m not cold. I’m prepared.”

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

-              Attractive red knitted Ta-Ta Toaster cap, dressed up with decorative white puff ball

-              Keeps the nip out of the cold air

-              Prevents embarrassing T.H.O.s during chilly weather

-              Hilarious gag gift for ladies, perfect for stocking stuffers, care packages, birthday gifts, white elephant ideas, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or Easter baskets for women

Toasty Ta-Tas for Everyone

When the winter winds blow, all the fabulous ladies on your gift list will practically bust with graTITude if you thoughtfully give them a set of Ta-Ta Toasters. This funny gift for women is sure to be a side-splitting hit for any occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a stocking stuffer for ladies who constantly worry they’ll poke someone’s eyes out with a spontaneous case of nipscicles.

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