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Such An Ass Mints

Such An Ass Mints

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Such An Ass Mints

Do you know someone who outdoes himself with absolute donkey-like behavior? What do you get for that special someone who makes an art out of complete jackassery? Such An Ass Mints!

Everyone deserves to be recognized for their natural talents, even asses. If you can’t think of a bigger ass, you need look no further for a meaningful novelty gift – Such An Ass Mints. True asses are aware of their unique status and own the title as a point of pride.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

-              Hilarious tin filled with chocolate breath mints

-              Collectible tin reads: Such an Ass!

-              Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints

-              Funny gag gift for total asses

-              Hilarious buddy gift for any occasion

-              Makes a crazy addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for teens or adults

A Funny Novelty Gift for the Perpetual Donkeys in Your Life

Such An Ass Mints are perfect for anyone who has a way of making a donkey of himself everywhere he goes. Filled with chocolate mint breath mints, this weird ass gift for men is a silly stocking stuffer, fun white elephant gift, wacky Secret Santa present or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for grownups.