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The only thing more annoying than a habitual cig-moocher is the guy who always borrows your lighter and then "accidentally" pockets it. Don't get mad, get even. This simple gag will teach the lighter thief in your life with a blast of water when he leans in for a light. Just fill it with some high-quality H2O, or toilet water (we won't judge) and give it a squeeze when he asks for a light...again. The Squirt Lighter is the size of a standard lighter, so it won't give you away. Just be sure you know which one you're grabbing before you light your own smoky treat or the joke will be on you!
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