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How many times have you been on the Interstate and seen some crazy driver swerving in and out of traffic like a madman? Odds are you thought he was angry at the world or just sucked at driving, but he may just have had to take a gnarly dump. If you're the manic swerver in question, then take the guess work out of the equation with the Speeding Cuz I Have To Poop Window Sign. When they see this sign coming, they'll know to give you a wide berth because you've got an important place to go...literally. Suction Window Sign: "I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop!"
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