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No one knows what Spam is really made of, but I'm pretty sure it has supernatural healing properties.
While I wouldn't recommend slapping a thick slice of overly processed meat on your scraped knee, you can do the next best thing with Spam Band Aids. Each tin comes with 15 Spam bandage strips so your injury can heal with all the power of Spam.
Spam has been everyone's favorite questionable lunch meat for decades, now you can enjoy that same fear and confusion with Spam Band Aids. Your injuries will never be the same once they've been Spamified.
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