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Shit 'N' Stroke

Shit 'N' Stroke

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Golfers with irritable bowel syndrome or lactose intolerance will line up for a chance to get a hole-in-one while they’re doing a number two.  Just make sure to remind them to beware the foul winds and remember that’s not a sand trap – eww. All golf lovers will love the Shit ‘N’ Stroke, so be prepared for longs waits at the bathroom door and be ready to offer the occasional “golf clap” when appropriate. Proper etiquette is as important on the crapper as it is on the course.

 

Frequently Asked Questions about the Shit 'N' Stroke

Do I get a Mulligan for farting during a putt?

Sorry, strong winds are a hazard with any golf game, so floating an air biscuit doesn’t earn you a Mulligan. Pro Tip: Place toilet paper around the seat before you start. Sweaty seat slippage can cause a wicked slice…and not just with the golf ball, OUCH!

 

My wife regrets getting me this. How do I smooth things over?

Don’t be fooled by your wife’s demeanor, she’s just as into it as you are. She may not openly admit it in mixed company, but she’s probably been Shit ‘N’ Stroking for years and just never told you. Sit her down and tell her how important your poo putting is, and I’m sure she’ll understand.