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Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes

Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes

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Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes

Ever brace yourself for strong winds and find yourself with an unexpected mudslide? When the weather in the southern hemisphere suddenly turns shitty, you better have a package of Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes in your emergency kit! They’re the only moist wipes dedicated to handling full-fledged shitstorms!

Shart Con 1 Antibacterial Wipes are a handy pack of disposable booty cloths when the volcano in Doodie Mountain erupts without warning. Packed with germ-fighting power, these wipes are ideal to keep at home, work, or in a purse or pocket for any muddy surprises in your shorts.

  • Funny novelty antibacterial wet wipes
  • Hilarious package says: Uh-Oh – Looks like a shitstorm! – Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes
  • Perfect for people with butts
  • Takes care of nasty germs at home, work, or on the go
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Shart Con 1 Wipes easy breezy
  • Makes a hysterical addition to Christmas stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for teens and adults

Funny Novelty Gift for People Who Poop

Not sure what to get someone special for a holiday or birthday? If this person happens to poop, congratulations – you’ve struck gold! Shart Con 1 Wipes are handy and hilarious for known poopers of all shapes and sizes! This funny friend gift for men and women is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for teens and adults.

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