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Seamen Munch Spicy Trail Mix
You’ll go nuts for this spicy, seamen blend!
Seamen Munch Trail Mix is a spicy snack that combines delicious, healthy ingredients with funny sailing humor. If you feel like your life would be better with more seamen in it, this spicy gift has just the right kick to put the wind in your sails.
Seamen Munch Spicy Trail Mix is the best gag gift for seamen lovers. It’s a hilarious, and completely unexpected addition to Easter baskets, holiday care packages, and gift baskets. Slip a bag of this munchy, crunchy treat in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up as a silly, and slightly naughty white elephant gift. Bachelorette party or funny groomsman gift? Give them all the spicy seamen they could ever dream of in one tasty sack!
- Ingredients: Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted Salted, Pepitas Roasted Salted, Corn Nuts Roasted Salted, Chili Lemon Sticks, Hot Cajun Sticks, and Guacamole Bits
- Store in a cool, dry place.
- Allergen Information: Manufactured on shared equipment with peanuts, soybeans, tree nuts, milk, eggs, wheat, and whey.
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