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Santa’s Pole Polisher Soap
Ever wonder how a hardworking fella like Santa can keep a smile on his face 24/7? We’ve discovered the secret to where that old elf gets his jollies – Santa’s Pole Polisher Soap!
If someone special has topped your naughty list, it’s time to give him a nice surprise. Santa’s Pole Polisher Soap is the Christmas novelty that rewards his bad behavior every time he hops in the shower. Give him a gift that says, “Thanks for being such a bad boy,” and he’ll be excited to clean his act right up!
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
- Santa’s Pole Polisher Soap is the only bath product Santa trusts to polish the North Pole
- Funny North Pole design makes giving him what he deserves a pleasure for both of you
- Jollies guaranteed
- One size fits most – Inner circle measures approximately 1 ½ inches
- Being naughty never felt so nice!
A Seasonally Spicy Gift
Pole Polisher Soap is the festive gag gift for men that will turn his cheeks red before he rushes off to the little elves room. Best Christmas gift for guys ever! Slip some of this naughty soap for guys into his stocking or under the tree for a sexy seasonal surprise.
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