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With all the horrors that have gone in your bathroom, imagine what your toilet paper could say. Odds are it wouldn't be pretty. Surprise your guests when they sit down on the porcelain throne and hear a cheeky remark from the Talking TP.Talking TP is a great gag that allows you to record sayings from the crude to sweet, depending on your mood. Imagine the look on their faces when guests go for toilet paper and it tells them 'I hope you had a happy crap. Peace be with you.'The Talking TP roll operates on 2 AAA batteries and can be re-recorded as often as you like.
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