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Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy
Whether you’re a city slicker or rural as a squirrel, your car, home, outdoor furniture, or hair has probably been sky-painted by a passing pigeon…or 100. Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy is universally funny, because we’ve all been the victims of these crappy air assaults from our feathered frenemies.
Our sugary, gluten-free, bird poop candy formula delivers flavor and giggles! Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy is the fluffy, pink treat that will splatter laughter all over any gift-giving event.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Funny novelty candy gift for buddies and besties
- Crazy Pigeon Shit design
- Contains delicious, pink cotton candy
- Special Delivery for your Taste Buds
- Poop and Gluten-free
- Made in the USA
A Wild Bird Gift for Any Occasion
Pigeon Shit Cotton Candy is a unique gift for bird-loving…or loathing…friends and family. Don’t drop boring gifts on those you care about, drop buttloads of laughter when you make it part of any celebration. Add a bag to holiday care packages and birthday gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a memorable white elephant or Secret Santa gift.
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