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Penguin Poots Cotton Candy
Penguins are naturally adorable and bring a special magic to the animal kingdom, but did you know the scientific reason behind their famous waddle? You’d waddle too if you were holding in a buttload of fluffy and fun Penguin Poots Cotton Candy!
Our sugary, gluten-free, penguin toot candy formula delivers flavor and giggles! Penguin Poots Cotton Candy is a fluffy, blue treat that is as big a gas to give as it is to receive.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Funny novelty candy gift for kids, tweens, teens, and adults
- Cute penguin design
- Contains delicious, blue cotton candy
- Wearing Suits and Busting Poots #PenguinLife
- Fart and Gluten-free
- Made in the USA
A Weird Bird Gift for Any Occasion
Penguin Poots Cotton Candy is a unique gift for bird-loving friends and family. This silly, clean humor gag gift is perfect for anybody on your gift list no matter what you’re celebrating. Add a bag to holiday care packages and birthday gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a memorable white elephant or Secret Santa gift.
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