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There isn't anything more precious than a penguin except for maybe an open bottle of wine. Why not combine them for the ultimate refreshment. These cool birds live in the arctic and are used to the cold, so they won't flinch when you use them to open a chilled bottle of vino. The Penguin Corkscrew will definitely make a splash at your next party and be a topic of conversation. The shape mimics that of the classic bird, but transforms into a corkscrew tough enough for even the hardiest merlot.
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