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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
Are your feet a deadly weapon? They Could Be.
Karate masters can kick through boards and the occasional ribcage, but they’ve got nothing on our Packin’ Feet Socks. If your tootsies can take out a buffalo at 300 paces, then you might want to holster those bad boys in these socks. With a manly gun design, people will know you mean business…smelly business. Knock ‘em dead.
Specs, features and bragging rights
- Comfortable black athletic sock with decorative image of holstered pistol
- Fit men’s sizes 9 – 12
- Unique FunSlurp.com design
- Keeps those darn socks protected everywhere you go
- Packs the heat on your feet
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