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You searched the lot for the perfect tree, covered it in lights and garland, and yet, it’s still not quite right. It’s missing that one piece to make it complete. You need a Mustache Ornament!
You’ll find a million ornaments with pictures of candy canes and you’re favorite cartoon characters, but you won’t find many with this sophisticated holiday stache.
Adorn your tree with our Mustache Ornament and share your love of this time-honored facial hair. This Yuletide flavor saver is the perfect gift for every mustache lover on your Christmas list.
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