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Why eat the same misshapen jumble of eggs every day, when you can create a plate of eggstaches using the Mustache Egg Fryer. Plop the eggs into the uniquely shaped trays and watch how the mustache you've always dreamed of having comes to life in pre-poultry form. But, seriously, why stop with eggs? Your mustache obsession can reach new depths of glorious depravity by using the Mustache Egg Fryer for pancake molds, jello, cookies and more. You can even add some bacon for a mouth and hold a conversation, but then you should seek immediate counseling...no matter what the eggman tells you.
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