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Murder Ink Notepad
Murder Ink Notepad
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The Murder Ink Memo Pad is sure to make a killing at the office when you break them out for that cut throat board meeting. The memo pad comes in the shape of a chalk outline and the matching, bloodied pen rests in a gaping chest wound. It's the perfect gift for the corporate assassin or HR expert that delights in firing people. People will get the drift that you are not the employee to mess with when they get a look at the murder scene. Just be careful they don't try and make you visit the company counselor regularly.
This sits so nicely on my desk at work. During meetings I use it to take notes and love the reaction. My staff even knows that if they find a note from me on their desk with this stationary – only bad things are to come. Love this.
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