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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
Steak. Pork Chops. Sausage. Bacon. Grill it. Fry it. Bake it. Broil it. You don’t care what’s for dinner, as long as it’s meat.
Meat Socks were designed specifically for the hardcore carnivore. These white athletic socks don’t mess around with frills, because everyone knows it’s all about the meat.
Not only are they a great gift for all the meat lovers on your list, but Meat Socks also make a hilarious gag gift for the vegetarians and vegans who always look at you disapprovingly every time you say “medium rare.”
Meat Socks fit women’s shoe sizes 7 - 11 and men’s shoe sizes 7 - 13. They’re made from a 75% cotton, 20% nylon, and 5% spandex blend.
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