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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
The days of the handlebar and other outrageous mustache trends are gone and have been replaced with goatees and pencil thin versions that look like they were drawn by a 5-year-old gorilla. Mat the Mustache is a front door mat that lets people brush off their feet on one of the bushiest mustaches available.
Mat the Mustache is the manliest doormat available, and your home will look distinguished and debonair. Everyone who comes to your door will know you're a class act when they see your sweet step stache at their feet.
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