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As you get older, the memory starts to go and you forget everything from where you put the car keys to the names of your children. You know, old...what's-his-name. Tell the world you have outlived Methuselah, but lost count of exactly how old you are. The Lost Count Candles proclaim that you've had so many birthdays that numbers have become irrelevant. When you get as old as you are, that many candles are considered a fire hazard.
For when there is just not enough room on the cake, Lost Count Candles are the answer! A hilarious alternative to regular candles.
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