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Long Haulers' Partner Wipes

Long Haulers' Partner Wipes

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Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes

Express your everlasting love…wipe after wipe.

When you’re young, thinking about the golden years involved retirement and rocking chairs, not leaky pipes and rubber gloves. Surprise! Hurray for love! You’ve been together forever, and you’ll do anything for each other, wipe after wipe. Grab some Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes and celebrate a new way to get closer to your sweetheart.

Long Haulers’ Partner Antibacterial Wipes are your ticket to clean when it’s time lend a helping hand to your beloved. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality antibacterial solution that will help you freshen up after that sweet act of geriatric romance.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

•             Romantic Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes design antibacterial wet wipes

•             Wipes for couples gloving up for the golden years

•             Messy cleanup is no match for these antibacterial wet wipes at home, work, or the bingo parlor

•             Hilarious anniversary gift or stocking stuffer for over-the-hill couples

•             Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Long Haulers’ Partner Antibacterial Wipes easy breezy

•             Travel-sized gift pack includes 15 wipes – NOVELTY ONLY – NOT FOR SENSITIVE SKIN

A Gift of Congratulations to Everlasting Love

Choosing the perfect gift for a couple that has been together since the beginning of time is no easy task. After all this time, what could they possibly need? Long Haulers’ Partner Wipes are perfect! Filled with 15 antibacterial wipes, this weird over-the-hill gift for adults is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for retirement gifts, over-the-hill gags, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or White Elephant parties.

*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*