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A koi pond is fun way to decorate your backyard garden, but cleaning up dead fish and conquering the smell can be pain to keep up with. Try the Koi Toy, a small mechanical koi that lights up when placed in water. It's perfect for bathtubs, pools, fountains and anywhere else water is available. Stick several in the pool, invite the neighbors over for dinner and tell them you made the sushi fresh...pointing to the koi. Stick one in a punch bowl and watch as your guests try to figure out how the fish is swimming in vodka.
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