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How many times have you wanted to relieve some tension by beating some meat. If you have a few ribeyes laying around then beat the heck out of it with the Knuckle Pounder, a meat tenderizer shaped like brass knuckles. You'll be a culinary badass with the Knuckle Pounder, even if you're wearing your wife's frilly apron so you don't get drippings on your favorite plaid polo. Just make sure you leave enough meat to actually grill.
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