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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
It’s all about the kale, ‘bout the kale, no lettuce.
Calling all smoothie warriors! Show off your superior dietary preference with Kale Socks!
You know that eating greens is essential to an energy-packed, healthy lifestyle and you’re happy to share the news with everyone you talk to. On the rare occasion that you don’t have fresh organic eats on hand, you’ve always got a backup conversation starter when you’re wearing your Kale Socks!
Kale Socks fit women’s shoe sizes 7 - 11 and men’s shoe sizes 7 - 13. They’re made from a 75% cotton, 20% nylon, and 5% spandex blend.
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