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Frequently Asked Questions
Will this make my junk bigger?
Sadly, Junk N’ Trunk isn’t a junk extender, but it will jazz up your peanut to a full-on pachyderm. When wearing this, no one will notice your dinky winky. It may not get any bigger, but it will surely be a showstopper, thanks to this underwear. Just tuck the trunk in your pants and you’ll notice a big increase in swagger.
Will it get me a girlfriend?
No, this will not help you get a girlfriend. That takes personality and a little luck, but this will help get your foot in the door. While talking about your elephant undies may not be appropriate on a first date, it’s bound to get a …rise… out of her on the big reveal.
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