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I Love Big Sloppy Hot Dogs Wipes

I Love Big Sloppy Hot Dogs Wipes

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I Love Big Sloppy Hot Dogs Wipes

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When you’ve got a craving and are in desperate need of immediate satisfaction, nothing quite hits the spot like a huge, messy wiener. After taking that bad boy down, you’re going to be happy you have a pack of our I Love Big, Sloppy Hot Dogs Wipes on hand!

Big Sloppy Hot Dogs Wipes are a travel-sized miracle worker when you’re cleaning up any sticky messes caused by close encounters of the massive wiener kind. They’re alcohol free and antibacterial, so you can conquer comfortably wipe up your hands and mouth after shamelessly devouring 12 inches of delicious meat.

  • Funny hot dog in space design alcohol-free, antibacterial wet wipes
  • Cheeky message says: I Love Big, Sloppy Hot Dogs
  • Takes care of crusted-on germs at home, work, or on the go
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for adults who can’t pass up a sloppy wiener
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Big, Sloppy Hot Dogs Wipes easy breezy
  • Makes a hysterical addition to stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges, White Elephant parties, or Easter baskets for adults
  • 15 wipes

Funny Hot Dog Gift for Proud Wiener Lovers

I Love Big Sloppy Hot Dog Wipes are perfect for anyone who could use a laugh-out-loud surprise on any occasion or for no special reason at all. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.

NOVELTY USE ONLY – DON’T WIPE YOUR WIENER WITH THEM