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You know what they say about a lobster with big claws?
Big tails.
We’ve all looked at the lobster with envy as he effortlessly crosses the seafloor with his massive pinchers. You no longer have to suffer from claw envy thanks to these Giant Lobster Claws.
Sure, you can kiss your fine motor skills goodbye, but if you’re going for menacing, then these claws are for you. They fit most hands and are guaranteed to get some surprised looks when you go to pay for your gas using THE CLAW. Yeah, it’s awesome. That’s why it’s here.
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