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Have you ever wanted to make a statement for the sheer awe factor? The next time you go out for your morning run, take along the Hot Dog Earphones. It'll look like you have hot dogs on the brain as the bun and wiener stick out of each ear.
You may get a few odd stares from passersby, but they will probably leave you alone. That is...as long as no one is hungry. You may find a young woman whispering sweet nothings in your ear just so she can get a little closer to your Hot Dog Earphones.
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