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Horse Shit Cotton Candy
Woah, Nelly! It’s getting thick in here! If you’re wading in a barn-load of equine excrement, it’s time to whip out a sweet and tasty bag of I Call Horse Shit Cotton Candy!
We’ve perfected our sugary, gluten-free, horse shit candy formula for uniquely hilarious cotton candy experience. Horse Shit Cotton Candy is the fluffy, blue treat that will spur laughter in even the most stubborn of NEIGH-sayers!
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Funny novelty candy gift for buddies and besties
- Crazy Horse Shit design
- Contains delicious, blue cotton candy
- Takes care of horse shit so you don’t have to get your hands dirty
- Gluten-free
- Made in the USA
A Wild Horse Gift for Any Occasion
Horse Shit Cotton Candy is a one-of-a-kind horse gift for friends and family. Buck boring gifts and shovel up heapin’ loads of laughter when you make it part of any celebration. Add a bag to holiday care packages and birthday gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer or wrap it up for a memorable white elephant or Secret Santa gift.- Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
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