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Hooter Heaters
Hooter Heaters
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Hooter Heaters
Because Pointing is Rude
Every woman has experienced that epic chill that puts her sweater puppies on high alert. Avoid that embarrassing moment when the temp dips, and your chest looks like it’s pointing at everyone you see. Hooter Heaters will keep your nips from this social faux pas by keeping them toasty all winter long.
These knit teat toppers keep your wooblies warm and comfy. You won’t have to worry about poking anyone’s eyes out or cutting glass if you get too close to a window.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Attractive red knitted hooter heater, topped with a fun white fluff ball for flair
- One size fits most
- Stops T.H.O.s in their tracks
- Hilarious gag gift perfect for stocking stuffers, care packages, birthday gifts, white elephant ideas or Easter baskets for women
A Thoughtful Gift for the Twins
When the cold winds blow, all the lucky ladies on your gift list will busting with gratitude if you surprise them with their very own set of Hooter Heaters. This funny gift for women is sure to be a hysterical hit for any occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a stocking stuffer for ladies who spend all winter complaining they’re freezing their nips off.
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