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Odds are you’re going to be seeing a lot of Hillary Clinton over the next several years, but you’ll never look at her the same way again after you wipe your bum with her face.
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper features a picture of Hillary on every sheet. Gaze upon her visage in reverence or disdain, but like almost everything else that goes on in politics, it goes right down the toilet.
At least, you don’t have to pay $100 per roll like the government routinely does. She may end up in the White House, but she’ll start out in your outhouse.
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