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Who's Counting?
Are planning a birthday party for someone who's reached the ripe old age of.. Holy crap, you're old, dude!!? Chances are, your not prepared to pay the insurance premiums required to safely light enough candles on his birthday cake. Avoid a citation from the fire marshal and nearly unavoidable smoke damage by using these Who's Counting? Happy Birthday Candles.
This festive set of 13 colorful candles is perfect for guys and gals of all ages. Each lettered candle is attached to a toothpick for easy placement on the birthday boy or girl's cake, without divulging their true age or admitting that you lost track of the exact number decades ago.
Are planning a birthday party for someone who's reached the ripe old age of.. Holy crap, you're old, dude!!? Chances are, your not prepared to pay the insurance premiums required to safely light enough candles on his birthday cake. Avoid a citation from the fire marshal and nearly unavoidable smoke damage by using these Who's Counting? Happy Birthday Candles.
This festive set of 13 colorful candles is perfect for guys and gals of all ages. Each lettered candle is attached to a toothpick for easy placement on the birthday boy or girl's cake, without divulging their true age or admitting that you lost track of the exact number decades ago.
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