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Grow A Boyfriend
Grow A Boyfriend
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Every woman has her version of the perfect man, and they are usually mute, with pecs the size of bowling balls. Why not use the Grow A Boyfriend to create the ideal man? The spongy dummy will grow to about six times its original size when placed in water, and then is ready for a night on the town. He's a great listener, but don't expect him to pay for the check.
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Anonymous I bought this for my girlfriend who has really bad luck with boyfriends. She got a good laugh out of it. The grow a boyfriend was well packaged and arrived quickly.
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