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Mint and cherry lip balms are so 20th century. Why settle for a second-rate, run-of-the-mill lip balm when you can moisten your lips with the amazing taste of french fries?
French Fry Lip Balm is tres chic! Oui?
Salty, crunchy, sinfully delicious french fries are an American obsession. It's high time that fried potato-y goodness is captured in a tube of travel-friendly lip balm. Now you can pucker up your pout and apply that fast-food classic to your lips anytime, anywhere.
And what about your significant other? Nothing says lovin' like passionate french fry-flavored kisses. Ooh la la! Slather on some French Fry Lip Balm, and share an unforgettable memory you'll be reminiscing about for decades.
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