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We are Having a Sock Sale!
Get up to 50% off our wacky collection of feet warmers. Sale ends Dec 20th.
Fact: There are times when life sucks.
Sometimes it’s just a touch sucky, and sometimes it’s a whole steamy, messy, elephant pile of suck. For those really bad days, you can roll out of your bed and put on a fresh pair of Fuck This Shit Socks.
Sliding your tootsies into these snarky socks is the clandestine way to proclaim that you don’t give a crap about the drama of the day. They’re the perfect pair to wear to work when the boss is riding you hard. You can sit back and listen to him talk and talk and talk, knowing that every irritated tap of your toe is telling the world exactly how you really feel.
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