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Everybody Sucks - We’re Screwed Disappoint-Mints
It’s bound to happen - someone does something you know is going to ruin your day. When it feels like Everybody Sucks, pop in a We’re Screwed, Disappoint-Mints and just accept the reality. If you have a friend, co-worker or family member that let you down, then treat yourself to a couple We’re Screwed, Disappoint-Mints. A mistake was made, and now everyone is going to pay for it.
The Sweet Taste of Disappointment
Have you ever thought what disappointment tasted like? Mint, who knew? Our Everybody Sucks - We’re Screwed Disappoint-Mints give your breath a fresh feeling so you can kiss butt with confidence as you try to dig out of the hole. These mints were practically made for work, school, and home.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Contains 1 oz of Wintergreen Mints, approximately 165 total
- Perfect for those days when everybody sucks
- Hilarious political gag gift for election 2016
- Funny Stocking Stuffer for the sarcastic realist
Who would love We’re Screwed Disappoint-Mints?
Anyone who regularly disappoints or is surrounded by people who disappoint them will love these refreshing wintergreen mints. They can just pop in a few and let that sweet disappointment wash over them. At least the mints don’t suck- Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
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