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You never know when there might be a Christmas emergency. Maybe the office Santa fell down in the snow and broke his leg, so now you're in need of an emergency Santa. Maybe Santa's sleigh has been impounded by the police pending an investigation about that whole running over grandma thing and you've got to make an impromptu Santa appearance in the night.
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