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How many times have you found yourself in a total Bond moment, only to realize, to your utter humiliation, that you don't have a bowtie handy? The HORROR! Talk about an embarrassing situation.
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The next time a formal occasion pops up, you just clip on your silky black lifesaver and you're ready to conquer any upscale soiree.
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