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Douche Bag Cotton Candy

Douche Bag Cotton Candy

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Douche Bag Cotton Candy

Have you come in contact with a bona fide douche? Were you the lucky chump who pulled the office d-bag for the holiday gift exchange and have no clue what to get? Douche Bag Cotton Candy is the solution to your gift-giving woes!

We’ve perfected our sweet, gluten-free formula for the ultimate, extra douchey cotton candy snacking experience. Douche Bag Cotton Candy is the fluffy, blue treat that will have everyone you know rolling in the aisles!

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

  • Funny novelty candy gift for awesome friends
  • Hysterical packaging makes it an epic gift for adults with an appetite for weird humor
  • Contains delicious blue cotton candy
  • Extra douchey
  • D-Bag Size, perfect for not sharing
  • Gluten free

A Gift Even the Douchiest of Bags Can Enjoy

Douche Bag Cotton Candy is the perfect cotton candy gag gift for all your raddest, baddest friends. The hilarious design will have everyone rolling with laughter, making it a wonderful, unexpected addition to holiday care packages and gift baskets. Slip some in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a unique white elephant gift.